{"title":"Home page","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"programmer-humor-black-mug-no-valid-choices-code-print-coffee-cup-11oz-15oz","title":"Programmer Humor Black Mug — 'No Valid Choices' Code Print Coffee Cup (11oz\/15oz)","description":"Black ceramic mug with a clean, modern look and crisp white code-style text—made for late-night coders, devs, and anyone who lives by logic and coffee. The glossy black finish keeps the focus on the minimal, monochrome aesthetic while the comfortable C-handle makes long coding sessions easier. Choose 11oz for a standard cup or 15oz when you need extra fuel. Durable printing holds up in the microwave and dishwasher so the mug stays sharp through daily use. This mug sits nicely on a cluttered desk beside monitors and sticky notes, a quiet companion for sprints, debugging wins, and quiet focus breaks.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% glossy black ceramic — available in 11oz and 15oz\u003cbr\u003e- Dishwasher-safe and microwave-safe for everyday convenience\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, long-lasting white print using modern printing techniques\u003cbr\u003e- Comfortable C-shaped handle for steady grip during long sessions\u003cbr\u003e- Lead-, cadmium-, and BPA-compliant; sourced blank from China\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash  by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":45521396269235,"sku":"26207489746057973510","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0754\/8121\/9251\/files\/14292603825341968800_2048.jpg?v=1779209704"},{"product_id":"spicy-sardine-cafe-tote-bag-vintage-tinned-coffee-crispy-thoughts-canvas-tote","title":"Spicy Sardine Cafe Tote Bag — Vintage Tinned Coffee \u0026 Crispy Thoughts Canvas Tote","description":"Carry a wink of vintage diner charm everywhere you go. This sturdy tote features an off-white canvas printed with a retro “Spicy Sardine Cafe” label — complete with a tin of sardines and cheeky tagline: “Tinned Coffee \u0026amp; Crispy Thoughts.” It feels lived-in and lighthearted, like a roadside café napkin that remembers good conversations. Use it for market runs, sketchbooks, or as a daily errand bag; the boxed corners and reinforced handles mean it won’t sag under a week’s worth of finds. The black inner stitching and choice of handle colors add a subtle, custom touch that pairs well with denim jackets, thrifted tees, and slow-morning coffee rituals.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% polyester medium-weight body (200 g\/m²) — durable, shape-retaining, quick-drying\u003cbr\u003e- Reinforced double-stitched handles for extra strength and longevity\u003cbr\u003e- Boxed corners for added capacity and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Non-woven laminate interior with cotton handles; 3 size options and 5 handle colors\u003cbr\u003e- Seamless thread color with black inner stitching and transparent hem thread for a clean finish\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. 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These poker playing cards blend crisp, traditional faces with a bold, illustrated back — twin bulldogs framed by stacked chips and a whiskey decanter. They handle smoothly and riffle cleanly, so they slip through hands whether you’re dealing a friendly home game or practicing flourishes at the kitchen table. The clear acrylic box keeps the deck visible on a shelf between sessions, and the vivid printing keeps the design striking even after many hands. Keep these on the table when friends arrive; they bring the warmth, grit, and character of a long night of bluffing and laughter.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Smooth 300 gsm premium-coated cardstock for easy shuffling and dealing\u003cbr\u003e- Standard poker size 2.5\" x 3.5\" (6.4 x 8.9 cm) — 52 cards + 2 Jokers\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, crisp color printing on both faces and backs\u003cbr\u003e- Comes housed in a clear acrylic box for display and protection\u003cbr\u003e- Classic card faces with a decorative illustrated back featuring bulldogs, chips, and decanter\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the card outwards.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"2.5\" x 3.5\" \/ White \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":45521504862387,"sku":"94484356607202261067","price":22.82,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0754\/8121\/9251\/files\/9707900709890541189_2048.jpg?v=1779217073"}],"url":"https:\/\/theartifactpress.com\/collections\/frontpage.oembed","provider":"The Artifact Press","version":"1.0","type":"link"}